{"product_id":"bathroom-soap-humor-candle","title":"Bathroom Soap Humor Candle","description":"A little humor. A little attitude.\n\nThis candle features a minimalist sketch design paired with the phrase:\n“Barely Holding On.”\n\nPerfect for those who appreciate dry humor, sarcasm, and a little emotional distance from the chaos.\n\n━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\nDETAILS\n━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\n\n• Available in 4 oz and 9 oz\n• Amber glass jar\n• Clean-burning soy wax\n• Minimal, modern label design\n• Long-lasting fragrance\n- Wide scent selection: Beachwood, Mango Coconut, Vanilla Bean, Lavender, Blackberry Vanilla\n\n━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\nPERFECT FOR\n━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\n\n• Bathroom Decor\n• Coworker gifts\n• Office humor\n• Sarcastic personalities\n• Introverts\n• Burnout survival\n\n━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\nGIFT IDEA\n━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\n\nA unique gift for anyone who appreciates subtle humor and a calm, no-nonsense vibe.\n\n━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━\n\nNote: This is a physical product that will be printed and shipped to you.\n\n\n\nCare instructions\n- Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"4oz \/ Amber \/ Beachwood","offer_id":54931319095618,"sku":"15697757189188126461","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4oz \/ Amber \/ Lavender","offer_id":54931319128386,"sku":"51730429140359160608","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4oz \/ Amber \/ Mango Coconut","offer_id":54931319161154,"sku":"21070807268934620201","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4oz \/ Amber \/ Vanilla Bean","offer_id":54931319193922,"sku":"31068543072300229322","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4oz \/ Amber \/ Blackberry Vanilla","offer_id":54931319226690,"sku":"28618275268757300169","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Beachwood","offer_id":54931319259458,"sku":"17981064725969423489","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Lavender","offer_id":54931319292226,"sku":"79526222275606361189","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Mango Coconut","offer_id":54931319324994,"sku":"15643562686638020706","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Vanilla Bean","offer_id":54931319357762,"sku":"16321502082640189571","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Blackberry Vanilla","offer_id":54931319390530,"sku":"14394850324849099479","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/4411\/6034\/files\/14306637520013675128_2048.jpg?v=1782702833","url":"https:\/\/kajoku.myshopify.com\/products\/bathroom-soap-humor-candle","provider":"Kajoku Digital Works ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}